If you swallow a fork, YOU.WILL.DIE!
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Elizabeth has two names. Elizabeth is her long name and Lizzie is her short name.
Which one do you call her?
I call her the right one.
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I have a boyfriend at school.
Really? What's his name?
I don't remember.
Does he know he is your boyfriend?
I sure HOPE so!
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